GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comi